You can't fix stupid

Many learned people have read themselves stupid. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Silence

Silence is more eloquent that words. - Thomas Carlyle

Our equals

We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us. - Lionel Trilling

Perhaps it's time to delve into Oxymorinica and pull some fun quotes from that book this week.

Funnel to your stomach

Let your head be more than a funnel to your stomach.- German Proverb

Good friends

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. - Unknown

I remember seeing this funny little quote a few year back on a sign in someone's kitchen.

Dinner for four

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles 

Eat what you like

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.  - Mark Twain