Outta my way

When you are on fire, people WILL get out of your way. - Richard Pryor

Tick-tock

You may delay, but time will not.  - Benjamin Franklin 

Peter & Paul

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.  - George Bernard Shaw 

Old doctors

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.  - Willie Nelson


Today's quote honors Sts. Cosmas & Damian, twin brothers and physicians.

The man in the mirror

One thing that's happened to me is I've been around a long time and I've played a lot of villains and so forth. I think it had to do with, well one thing is that I looked younger than I was for a long time. Now I think I'm suddenly starting to play people's father. - Christopher Walken 

You're Special - - or not

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. - A. Whitney Brown

A diplomat

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost