Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The wisdom of Mr. Handy

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting. - Jack Handy


It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handy


I believe in the making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handy

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