Not because of animals

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Regarding Nathaniel Hawthorne

He never seemed to be doing anything, and yet he did not like to be disturbed at it. - John Greenleaf Whittier (Taken from The Book of Poisonous Quotes)

Seasoned with laughter

With all the fearful strain that is upon me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -Abraham Lincoln (Remark to a cabinet member on why he was reading a book of humor)

Life is a song

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.  ~Ronald Reagan

The wisdom of Mr. Handy

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting. - Jack Handy


It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handy


I believe in the making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handy

Life & Cards

Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

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CHEESE!

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of 
cheese. - G. K. Chesterton


This was yesterday's funny quote at the bottom of the blog, good enough to save and post.