God is crying

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Yesterday's Forgotten Quote
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.  - Zenna Scha